Sunday, March 4, 2012

Overheard conversations in Kirkenes ...

1.
An American tourist, older woman turning to a waiter in a hotel's bar: "Hello Sir! I would like to have a lunch." Waiter: "I am sorry we do not serve lunch on Sundays." Tourist: "You must be kidding?! Everything is closed in town. Where I should eat?! I am staying at your hotel and I would like to have a lunch!" Waiter (calmly, repeating): "Sorry we do not serve any lunch today."

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Vestlendingen har ankommet hotellet og vil spise lunsj: "Har dåkke noe mat her?" Gutten i skranken: "Nei. Vi tilbyr ikke lunsj på søndager." Vestlendingen: "Det kaller jeg for en daarlig service." Gutten: "Ja, det kan vel være... Men det er beskjed jeg har faatt fra sjefen min." Vestlendingen: "Jeg skal aldri bo her mer. Utrolig!"

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